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NEWS REPORTER- Breaking news! a man stands at the top of the empire state building about to fall off, we now go to our reporter frank. go ahead frank
FRANK- we are watching as this middle age man is standing up top that building! he seems very suicidal and won’t respond to any commands!
FRANK- Currently the police don’t know how to handle this situation, Back to you.
NEWS REPORTER- Thanks frank, hopefully that man gets down soon and goes home safely! Frank is there any other new information.
FRANK- the man has seemed to step down and is now responding to police! a police squad will be sent to take care of him. Back to you.
NEWS REPORTER- Good to hear! thanks for the report frank….thanking you guys for tuning in! And now a final word from another one of our sponsors!
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